virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

i remember watching this short a million times. i still love it.

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions)

Don’t forget what you’ve learned,
All you give is returned.
And if life seems absurd,
what you need is some laughter.

(Source: peteneems)

aphrodisijack:

stop replacing mirrors with ‘you look fine’ signs i know i look fine that’s why i want to look in the mirror

givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

(Source: givemeinternet)

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

(Source: wantapostcard)

im-batman-in-a-dress:

the-thorster:

lokitude:

….

The Fall Soldier

whoa there satan


I would be crying if i wouldn’t be laughing

im-batman-in-a-dress:

the-thorster:

lokitude:

….

The Fall Soldier

whoa there satan

I would be crying if i wouldn’t be laughing

(Source: daryl-the-lil-asskicker)

(Source: mcaubergine)

(Source: orthopedick)

taliabobalia:

i can’t believe the leader of the free world cheated on jay

taliabobalia:

i can’t believe the leader of the free world cheated on jay

(Source: azeliabanks)

(Source: anditlingers)

fuck chipotle guacamole.

since freshmen year of high school, i for some reason thought i was allergic to avocados. for 8 years i have been fucking jealous of everyone who could eat guacamole and other fun avocado stuff. i just recently found out, SURPRISE, not allergic to avocado. so what the fuck does that mean?! I GOT TO FINALLY EAT CHIPOTLE GUACAMOLE. ONLY TO FIND OUT, THAT SHIT SUCKS. IT’S LITERALLY THE WORST AND I HATE EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING.

(Source: pdlcomics)