(Source: ffrenchtoast)

aieon:

It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.

Honestly, Kim? You couldn’t fucking @ me, you bitch…

Honestly, Kim? You couldn’t fucking @ me, you bitch…

ryancrobert:

britney spears posing with iggy azalea 

ryancrobert:

britney spears posing with iggy azalea 

(Source: autumn-goodbye)

ruinedchildhood:

If the Hannah Montana theme had updated video clips

penisburps:

lindsaylohoean:

does ke$ha go by k€sha in europe 

i dunno ask will.je.suis

Having my laptop back is so exciting. All of the things that I can do now is magical. 

cosmo-nauta:

the jam of the last week was "thunder" but making it in an animated gif, here is my piece, a loop of a battle pokemon ;)

cosmo-nauta:

the jam of the last week was "thunder" but making it in an animated gif, here is my piece, a loop of a battle pokemon ;)

deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

courtaa:

Seth Rogan for best boyfriend.

(Source: curlybrownboy)

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

barack-obottm:

friend: what have you done all summer?

me: “traveled a lot…”image

jclyn

thex1andonly:

grass10:

grass10:

my brother is upset because he did not win the bug catching contest

my brother is in the United States Marine Corps

Think I just fell in love.