All you give is returned.
And if life seems absurd,
what you need is some laughter.
stop replacing mirrors with ‘you look fine’ signs i know i look fine that’s why i want to look in the mirror
A strong independent dog who don’t need no man
since freshmen year of high school, i for some reason thought i was allergic to avocados. for 8 years i have been fucking jealous of everyone who could eat guacamole and other fun avocado stuff. i just recently found out, SURPRISE, not allergic to avocado. so what the fuck does that mean?! I GOT TO FINALLY EAT CHIPOTLE GUACAMOLE. ONLY TO FIND OUT, THAT SHIT SUCKS. IT’S LITERALLY THE WORST AND I HATE EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING.