babyferaligator:

gastroclon:

babyferaligator:

what did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash?

pigs are commonly known for rolling around in dirt, but there’s a reason for this. Pigs skin is very sensitive, the harshness of their environment can result in rashes and often sunburns. Pigs use mud to help relieve pain and protect their skin. Since piglets are even more delicate, mother pigs will often roll their pigs in mud right after birth.

NO THEY GIVE THEM OINKMENT

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her-carcass-reanimates:

rotten-fruit-and-perfect-aim:

starvingfartist:

i knew you were trouble when you walked in

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now im lion on the cold hard ground

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WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

RUNNING ROUND LEAVING SCARS

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

fun prank idea: go to starbucks and tell the cashier your name is “Dad.” then when the barista starts calling “Dad??” “DAD?” “DAD” you can hide behind the crowd of people and watch as he begins to cry. why did his father leave him

moriarty:

if you think shrek 3 sucks think again

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

*flirting* so what fruit do you have in your town

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hishonourabletyranny:

fushimichi:

ive been laughing for like 50 years at this

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she did it boys

she found it

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inmycocoon:

clairinetduckling:

lepidoliteautumn:

no one will forget high Harry. 

no one will forget high Harry.

NO ONE.

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herspanic:

boom

beyondhighh:


Arnold don’t play no games hoe.

beyondhighh:

Arnold don’t play no games hoe.