Where the fuck is home. Come sleep over this is no excuse. Oh btw are you remotely interested in Smash 4? It looks so fucking good can we make this a thing when it comes out?
I accept all of the above offers. When school starts again, I’ll be more available with my work/school schedule. :)
lifeatthezoo said: Why are we not hanging on friday nights?
</3 because i moved back home. :(
Iron Gym works, folks.
i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
blogger meets blogger irl. blogger drops off blogger at airport. goodbye blogger arrabbierebbero.
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.
I need this.